Bolo de Bolacha (Portuguese for “cookie cake”) has always been one of my favourite cakes (so much so that, for a few years, I requested it as my birthday cake). It is also incredibly easy to make and really quick since it requires no baking and only needs to go in the fridge for an hour or so before serving. You can make it in whichever shape you want, either square or as a circle or, perhaps the easiest and nicest looking, as a flower. I grabbed this recipe from my mum when I moved but there are a number of variations out there on the internet (and they all sound delicious).
– 2 egg whites
– 150g of caster sugar
– a teaspoon of lemon juice
– 200g butter (softened)
– 2dl of strong coffee
– a couple of teaspoons of sugar (for the coffee)
– 2 packets of Marie biscuits (wine biscuits work too)
Whisk the egg whites until fluffly, then slowly add the sugar, lemon juice and the butter, beating well after each addition. Once the mixture is creamy, refrigerate for about 10 to 20 minutes. Make the coffee. Dip each of the biscuits in coffee before laying them on the plate close together, once you have the first layer (I normally use 6 biscuits per layer, in the flower shape), spread some of the butter mixture on them. Repeat the process for each layer of biscuits, dipping them in the coffee and spreading the butter mixture on top of each layer. Once you’re done, spread the leftover mixture over the entire cake. Refrigerate for as long as your heart can handle it (in my case, that was an hour, and only because I got to eat dinner during it) and eat until you can’t imagine eating any more cake ever again. And then have another piece.
You know how sometimes you get home and you’re tired and feel like crap and head straight to the cupboard for one of those pre-cooked meals in a packet that you just need to add water to or heat up in the microwave? And then you eat them watching some equally cheap show on TV and feel sorry for yourself and resolve to not be so lazy from then on, except the next day comes around and work is stressful so you go home and do the same thing all over again except this time with more tears and maybe you forgot to turn the dishwasher on and doing dishes by hand is too much work so you reach for the old paper plates from that last barbecue from years ago before all your friends had babies and stopped having time for barbecues?
Okay, me neither. That was a slight exaggeration. But the point is that sometimes I’m tired. Really tired. And lazy. But mostly tired. And I want some dessert. But I also don’t want to move too many muscles.
Enter the perfect fudge recipe for the tired full time worker and runner in need of a sugar fix.
You need: one microwaveable bowl, cake mix (I used vanilla but I suppose any cake mix will do), icing sugar, butter and milk (and sprinkles, if you’re feeling festive). THAT’S IT! The instructions are here, complete with photos and everything. Follow those steps and eat until your stomach cries of happiness. Seriously, this paragraph alone took longer to write than it takes to make this fudge.
When it comes to stuff like cake mix, I’m a pretty vocal supporter of the making it from scratch movement. It’s therapeutic, easy, and extra delicious. I don’t think I’d ever bought a packet of the thing before until I came across this recipe and decided that the future of humanity depended on me figuring out whether this was as amazing as it sounded. Plus, if I make cake batter from scratch and I don’t put it in the oven, there’s something to do with its magnetic field and laws of gravity somethingsomething that just makes it go straight into my belly. Because screw you, salmonella). So now I’m a convert. I might just have to have a packet of cake mix at home at all times, just in case I need to make good use of 3 minutes and get me some more of this fudge.